Let me preface this, my very first blog post, and say I am in no way a good writer. So don't get your hopes up, there will be tons of grammatical errors, incorrect statements, a fuck-ton of badly spelled words, while we're at it some made up ones as well, culminating with some less then desirable language. You have been warned. That being said, "Wow!" It has been a ridiculous amount of time since, I've had a functional website. I mean, I was pretty convinced I would be creat